Raison d'être de le Château de Merde
Or: Lame justification for bandwidth hoggery

Without any real influence from me, I have somehow found myself, in my mid-twenties, living in a place that I actually thought would have been cool as far back as 9th grade or so.  Granted, I'm not a rock star (yet).  In fact, I'm not famous in any conceivable way, nor am I infamous in any particular way, which was for many years my contingency plan should legitimate fame prove to difficult or too mundane.  But I have managed to insinuate myself into a living situation which is perfect for me, at this time, and is cool enough that I feel it needs to be recorded, however dubiously or temporarily. 

I have managed to avoid disappearing into a career that consumes my life and my soul.  I have avoided the trappings of ostensibly desirable, but ultimately stifling, suburban existence.  I have not lost my youth to an unplanned pregnancy and subsequent arrival of reluctant parenthood.  I have not lost - completely - the sense of community I once shared with my closest friends, a casual intimacy that somehow transcended even familial relationships.  I can still drink like a fucking tank. 

That's why I like living here, in this little fantasyland.