jamie
Post: 1428 of 1428
(not a fan of the Coen brothers)
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The Hawes
Post: 3040 of 3040
(was there went it all went down in grenada)
| | | 14:15 - 2/8/2012 |
I don't get cramps anymore but I'd love to know so I can show others who do!
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The Familiar
Post: 2050 of 2050
(TV dinner chef)
| | | 13:54 - 2/8/2012 |
I love my chiropractor!!!! Not only did he fix my back, he also relieved the tension in my jaw so I don't clench as much at night, AND he took my cramps away, AND he showed me how to do it myself in the future. He says his job is to make sure his patients don't have to come back. :)
Ladies- if you want a cramp relief demo, just ask. (Simultaneous massage of a spot on your abdomen and a spot under your arm.) Seriously, they went away and haven't come back. Now I'm going to have to come up with another reason to stay home one day a month.
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keri
Post: 3613 of 3613
(naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence)
| | | 10:56 - 2/8/2012 |
Our Fuzzy Little Man Peach is growing up....
A post from his mom,
"Proudest Mom ever! Todd is accepted to the UCD Sociology Masters Program! Woohoo!"
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The Hawes
Post: 3039 of 3040
(friendly deli-counter employee with a hickey)
| Just throwin' this out into the Chateau Universe | |
| | 03:55 - 2/8/2012 |
But I just found out the almighty FLOGGING MOLLY will be playing at the most excellent Fox Theatre in Oakland on Sat. March 10th for $30 (+ fees I'm sure) and I'm pretty positive I'm going. So, now you know and stuff.
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scarbelly
Post: 1453 of 1453
(motherfucker)
| | | 23:02 - 2/7/2012 |
forgive me shatheads for i have sinned. it has been far too long since my last shateau.com posting. i was talking to rachel f. about this site and couldn't even remember the last time i was randomly idiotic. so, in brief, i'd just like to say, fuck all your mothers, and eat a bag of dicks, but the good ones with the caramel on the outside.
also, i have the new hodgman book, so fuck your mothers one more time
PART OCELOT
PART SLOTH
ALL OCELOTH!
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Fatman
Post: 5148 of 5148
(successful despite self-loathing, ill health and apathy)
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Filthy Luca
Post: 1284 of 1285
(korean war re-enactor)
| | | 16:31 - 2/7/2012 |
Sounds like your boss is slowly working his way through the various parts of an e-mail. Godspeed to him!
On this note, my mom for some reason thinks that TV remotes are Fabe'rge eggs.* She treats all other technology (smartphones, computers, appliances, etc.) like a normal person would, but TV remotes are sacred, precision instruments that only she knows how to use, and NO ONE ELSE. I think this is because TV remotes were the first examples of "high-tech" she ever used regularly (we got our first remote control TV in 1989), and it was a big deal for her to own such a thing. Everything that came afterward is whatever, but remotes are precious.
*I had to put the apostrophe because all instances of "B E R G" are changed to bergensteingoldfarb, even if mid-word.
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a guy named grumbles
Post: 2832 of 2832
(confident executive about to get bad news)
| | | 15:05 - 2/7/2012 |
That's funny. :)
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Lia Rose
Post: 41 of 41
(degenerate tit-licker)
| | | 14:10 - 2/7/2012 |
Kat- my dad is exactly the same way. He flipped out when he learned how to organize emails in to different folders. To this day, rather than delete an email he will file it in a specific folder. He has like 35 of them.
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Kat
Post: 4009 of 4010
(world's greatest assassin)
| | | 13:48 - 2/7/2012 |
My boss is baffled by technology. There are lot of things that he just doesn't know how to do and isn't willing to learn - like finding the off/on button on a printer, or refilling said printer with paper.
But when he does learn something, he obsesses over it. Last year, he learned the difference between the "To" line and the "cc" line in an e-mail, and now he cannot stop talking about who he is going to send the e-mail to and who he is going to cc. It's very important to him that the right people be put into the right lines. He asks for my opinion and I always tell him it doesn't matter. I think it's hilarious.
edit: I just remembered that my first year or two here, he obsessed over subject lines. I guess that means he had just learned about subject lines in 2004.
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The Familiar
Post: 2047 of 2050
(only adult in room)
| | | 10:16 - 2/7/2012 |
Defend Marriage can suck it!
Work: Profit and Loss analysis for Nevada program services. (Wheeeeeeee)
Music: CalmRadio's Beethoven channel
Hangover: Zip
Stokage Level: Eh
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Fatman
Post: 5146 of 5148
(successful despite self-loathing, ill health and apathy)
| | | 10:11 - 2/7/2012 |
So according to the 9th circuit court Prop 8 is unconstitutional.
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Kat
Post: 4007 of 4010
(world's greatest assassin)
| | | 09:48 - 2/7/2012 |
Work: Reviewing almost 100 bills that were introduced in the state legislature yesterday
Music: Erasure's When I Start to Break it all Down
Hangover: n/a
Stokage: Fair
edit: Here's a fun one: ACR 99 (Fuentes, D) National Coupon Month. Summary: This measure would recognize September 2012 as National Coupon Month and would acknowledge the value of coupons in achieving significant savings for California's consumers.
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jamie
Post: 1427 of 1428
(not a fan of the Coen brothers)
| | | 15:04 - 2/6/2012 |
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jamie
Post: 1426 of 1428
(not a fan of the Coen brothers)
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Fatman
Post: 5143 of 5148
(successful despite self-loathing, ill health and apathy)
| | | 11:34 - 2/6/2012 |
I love that one.
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Kat
Post: 4006 of 4010
(world's greatest assassin)
| | | 11:29 - 2/6/2012 |
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keri
Post: 3609 of 3613
(super-suave airline pilot)
| | | 11:26 - 2/6/2012 |
this one also makes me laugh:
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The Familiar
Post: 2045 of 2050
(only adult in room)
| | | 10:23 - 2/6/2012 |
From Post Secret:
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Kat
Post: 4005 of 4010
(world's greatest assassin)
| | | 10:10 - 2/6/2012 |
The Oatmeal (though you may have already seen that Crystal posted this).
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Kat
Post: 4004 of 4010
(world's greatest assassin)
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Fatman
Post: 5141 of 5148
(successful despite self-loathing, ill health and apathy)
| | | 08:59 - 2/6/2012 |
Show me something funny.
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Cathor
Post: 542 of 543
(fan-fiction writer)
| | | 15:07 - 2/5/2012 |
Thanks, Soph, that's commitment to sparkle motion!!
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Cathor
Post: 541 of 543
(fan-fiction writer)
| | | 15:05 - 2/5/2012 |
Hey guys, we're missing two bags - one Hawaiian style Trader Joe's bag that has our coffee grinder, tea, etc. in it, and one green wine holder bag that has some bottles and our two travel mugs in it. Whose car did they end up in and may we have them back?? Thanks for an awesome weekend of awesomeness!
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jamie
Post: 1425 of 1428
(not a fan of the Coen brothers)
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Jessie
Post: 52 of 52
(inbred carnie)
| | | 19:02 - 2/4/2012 |
For the second time this trip, I was too hung over for Beerlympics. That's right, there have been two occasions (once in NZ, once in Oz) that people were having beerlympics, which I planned on joining, and both times I got too wasted the night before. What a trip.
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The Creamy Beige
Post: 738 of 750
(millionaire dumpster-diver)
| | | 13:21 - 2/3/2012 |
Fuggs is about.
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The Familiar
Post: 2044 of 2050
(only adult in room)
| | | 12:55 - 2/3/2012 |
Anybody heard from Nathan?
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mr.bread
Post: 6374 of 6377
(needs to make up more titles)
| | | 09:23 - 2/3/2012 |
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