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Bienvenue au Château de Merde, amoureux des chèvres   not logged in

Welcome to the totally unnecessary home of Château de Merde on the web.  Here you can find lots of exciting things, not the least of which is the random idiocy posted below.  Click on links to go places.  Click on non-links to stare absently into space and wonder why nothing's happening.

Notice: I am tired of paying for web hosting for this site. I had grand, dumbass plans to host it at home, but Comcast turned out to be exactly the kind of assholes everyone warned me they were, so those plans have been canceled. I am now taking suggestions. It anyone has a place shat could live, that would be cool. It is based on old ASP. I am no longer interested in finishing my PHP rewrite. I don't know how big this place has gotten yet, counting all the old image uploads, and won't know until I start downloading it. Thanks.


Upcoming Events:   Recent Activity:   Birthdays:
3/20/2010 @ The Best Western
George's Birthday Party

  George's Birthday Party (2 hours ago)
Burning Stuff 8.x (2 weeks ago)
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April
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Mulky (4/18)
clink (4/19)
Japhy Ryder (4/22)
Xeriu (4/24)
Little Dan (4/24)
One Man Boy Band (4/30)
Xtina (4/30)


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Xeriu

Post: 2458 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


Well...

11:58 - 3/15/2010

We were gonna call it The Western, since we had the most westerly place of all of us, and in a sort of homage to The Wire, but The Best Western was funnier.  Of course, now George and Cathy just beat me out for westerliness, but what are you gonna do?


mr.bread

Post: 5275 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


Posty post

11:30 - 3/15/2010

You put in 2009.  I moved it.

When did your house get named The Best Western?  That's hilarious.



Xeriu

Post: 2457 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


George's B-Day

10:35 - 3/15/2010

Hey, guys.  I just posted an event, though it doesn't show in events.  It's up at the top of the discussions thing though.  Check it out.


Xeriu

Post: 2456 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


...

09:40 - 3/15/2010

Ooh!  Dibs on the face!


Fugly

Post: 4329 of 4329
(charismatic local politician)


...

09:13 - 3/15/2010

Hey Kat, happy seven years in Sacramento today.

Have a slice of pugloaf.






mr.bread

Post: 5274 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


not so fast

23:31 - 3/14/2010




a guy named grumbles

Post: 2196 of 2196
(Ron and Harry 'shipper)


...

04:57 - 3/14/2010




mr.bread

Post: 5273 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


Omsoft

10:35 - 3/13/2010

Omsoft seems like a nice bunch of guys, and I might go through them for DSL, but honestly their prices are not that great, especially for web hosting.  -AT- 12.95/month is a bit much on its own, and as shateau stands, I would need to pay extra for more storage, more email, and to include a MySQL database.  Also, they don't seem to support ASP (why would they?), so shateau wouldn't work there anyway.

I like the idea of supporting a local ISP, though, since there are so few left.

Whitney:  I'm glad this is whole thing is nearing an end.  For everyone, really.



The Familiar

Post: 1340 of 1340
(country-club ex-member)


...

09:35 - 3/13/2010

Kat: WOOT!

Jamie: Good thinking!

Happy Hour: Sigh. I miss you.

 

Thank you everyone for all the Shateau help! Today I will be packing, and I am caving in and taking Mark up on his offer to hire movers to get the last of my stuff in a storage unit. I am sick (literally) and tired of dealing with this. If anyone wants to keep me company while I pack the last of #5, give me a call. I only ask that you be silly. I need a little levity. I will also accept bitching about your own problems, as it will help distract me from my own.  :)

It was weird. When I called Mark around 7 last night to let him know of yet another new leak, he seemed different. I think he has accepted the fate of that apartment. He talked open and honestly about how fucked he is. I don't have sympathy for him, but I don't wish him ill either. I just want out with my deposit, and now I'm sure that won't be a problem.




jamie

Post: 1162 of 1162
(CD scratcher)


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09:21 - 3/13/2010

hey mills- as far as website hosting goes, there's omsoft.   rob is an old frind of matt, sam and i from back in the day in davis, so i'm not sure why it didn't occur to me sooner.



Kat

Post: 3411 of 3411
(the hero of shitheads everywhere)


SPRING BREAK!

22:34 - 3/12/2010

I am now officially on spring break!  ROCK!!


jamie

Post: 1161 of 1162
(CD scratcher)


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18:21 - 3/12/2010

have y'all been following this? scary shit.

edit: more- this is INSANE!


The Creamy Beige

Post: 472 of 472
(all-around jackass)


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17:33 - 3/12/2010

Dear Shat,

The Whitney situation is as resolved as it's gonna get today.

Thank you for your continued support,

~B




mr.bread

Post: 5272 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


Poop

16:43 - 3/12/2010

I can't help Whit-whit right now.  She has my truck, though, so... I guess I only 90% suck.

Keri:  That's Buddy Holly, fool.



The Creamy Beige

Post: 471 of 472
(all-around jackass)


...

15:49 - 3/12/2010

Red Alert!
Fire Alarms!
Soggy Boxes!

Whitney is having a slight meltdown.
New leaks all up & down #5
forcing her to move out today - like right now.
She has asked me to solicit for volunteers here.
I'll be heading over there myself in Trucksie like real soon.





Little Dan

Post: 1038 of 1038
(really, really gay)


???

13:10 - 3/12/2010

What are Furlough Days?

(We really do need a sarcasm font)



keri

Post: 2900 of 2900
(infomericial producer)


...

11:58 - 3/12/2010

Furlough Day?




Little Dan

Post: 1037 of 1038
(really, really gay)


Zzzzz ...

11:53 - 3/12/2010

Wow, pretty quiet here on the ole Shat page.


scarbelly

Post: 1406 of 1406
(motherfucker)


AHA!!!!

17:35 - 3/11/2010

http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/1001/100126-bed-bugs.html


mr.bread

Post: 5271 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


Ah, well

17:28 - 3/11/2010

Looks like I'm staying here.  If any of the people who went to happy hour read this, and there's something else going on after, let me know.


Xeriu

Post: 2455 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


...

15:19 - 3/11/2010

I'm gonna be there right around 5.


mr.bread

Post: 5270 of 5275
(made an obscene birthday cake for an office party)


Okay, cool

14:55 - 3/11/2010

Am I to assume, then, that we should convene at said preflight lounge? 

At what time?

...

I have lost interest in Lost Boys.  Moving on.



Xeriu

Post: 2454 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


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14:48 - 3/11/2010

You know that escalator down to L Street that leads up to that offshoot of the mall where Electronics Boutique is located?  Well there's a door beneath that escalator that leads to this strange room and the Pre-Flite Lounge is off to the left.

I guess people used to check in for their flights right there on L Street and take a shuttle to the airport and they would hang out at this bar while they waited for their shuttle.




Fugly

Post: 4328 of 4329
(charismatic local politician)


...

14:33 - 3/11/2010

Where is this Preflight Lounge?


jamie

Post: 1160 of 1162
(CD scratcher)


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14:28 - 3/11/2010

worthwhile read


Kat

Post: 3410 of 3411
(the hero of shitheads everywhere)


It is a gorgeous day outside.

13:33 - 3/11/2010

The air outside is awesome.  Go enjoy it.  Seriously.




Xeriu

Post: 2453 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


Happy Hour

13:33 - 3/11/2010

I was already planning on joining George (and I believe Tamas) at the Pre-Flite Lounge.  If you haven't been there yet, you should really check it out.  It's like a time machine to 1980.


Fugly

Post: 4326 of 4329
(charismatic local politician)


...

13:24 - 3/11/2010

So, I would like to call a happy hour.  My default is Fox and Goose, do I have any takers?


Miller, if you want a film fest, declare it.



Little Dan

Post: 1036 of 1038
(really, really gay)


License to Drive ...

13:16 - 3/11/2010

Great, now i've got that 80's song, "Get out of my dreams ... and into my car" in my head.  Thanks a lot, Tuna.


Xeriu

Post: 2452 of 2458
(sandwich-getter)


All in favor?

13:04 - 3/11/2010

Aye!

Mills: You should have suggested License to Drive.

edit: This is what happens (Larry) when you combine the power of the internet with a love of irony.



 

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