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Bienvenue au Château de Merde, amoureux des chèvres   not logged in

Welcome to the totally unnecessary home of Château de Merde on the web.  Here you can find lots of exciting things, not the least of which is the random idiocy posted below.  Click on links to go places.  Click on non-links to stare absently into space and wonder why nothing's happening.

Notice: I am tired of paying for web hosting for this site. I had grand, dumbass plans to host it at home, but Comcast turned out to be exactly the kind of assholes everyone warned me they were, so those plans have been canceled. I am now taking suggestions. It anyone has a place shat could live, that would be cool. It is based on old ASP. I am no longer interested in finishing my PHP rewrite. I don't know how big this place has gotten yet, counting all the old image uploads, and won't know until I start downloading it. Thanks.


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Stupid things we've said lately:

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mr.bread

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(touched inappropriately by an angel)


Yikes

15:58 - 8/18/2010

Creepiest ebay auction ever.

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mr.bread

Post: 5504 of 5535
(touched inappropriately by an angel)


Wow...

15:21 - 8/18/2010

This is the most mind-bogglingly stupid article about Obama that I've read since he got elected.

Beware, though - just clicking through to that domain might make you stupider.

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Fugly

Post: 4505 of 4511
(took a dump in your mailbox)


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10:54 - 8/18/2010

I am hardcore chair dancing to Autoclave.



mr.bread

Post: 5503 of 5535
(touched inappropriately by an angel)


Dude

09:41 - 8/18/2010

Dan, are you at a bar at 9 in the morning?


The Familiar

Post: 1431 of 1437
(formidable doer of the nasty)


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09:20 - 8/18/2010

I want the poster the boy has on his wall.




Little Dan

Post: 1105 of 1120
(poser)


Excellent ...

09:06 - 8/18/2010

This place has some ridiculously GOOD beers!

EDIT: Ah crap, i posted this in the General Area, i meant to post it under the Happy Hour Announcement.



a guy named grumbles

Post: 2337 of 2360
(disgraced botanist)


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23:46 - 8/17/2010

well done, sir.
an excellent find.



mr.bread

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(touched inappropriately by an angel)


oh god

22:28 - 8/17/2010

I can't even post this comic... just a link.


Kat

Post: 3493 of 3496
(cognitive dissident)


lol

14:51 - 8/17/2010

This C&H comic strip made me lol. No sound or video but not really sfw.


Fugly

Post: 4504 of 4511
(took a dump in your mailbox)


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13:37 - 8/17/2010

I'll be honest, fellas, it was sounding great, but...I could have used a little more cowbell. 


jamie

Post: 1252 of 1258
(smartass janitor)


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13:09 - 8/17/2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kihooi6JuvI


Xeriu

Post: 2563 of 2571
(can't come within 100' of like, anyone anymore)


Lame dash O.

12:34 - 8/17/2010

Sorry, Ker.  Good luck with landing the PT posish.

Ryan: interesting article.  Well-written.  Although the "spraying literary semen" image was a bit jarring.




The Hawes

Post: 2679 of 2688
(audience plant)


I know Keri

12:33 - 8/17/2010

I thought of you first, but yes, this is a full-time job but temporary.

They may want to do a "test run" on whoever they hire or give Tauri, our current receptionist, time to see if she wants to continue on in the new position she just took on as our procurement person.

UPDATE: Just spoke to the woman in HR who posted it. It's not really temporary, they are calling it that to fudge with head-count numbers or one of the reasons I listed above, so you can probably just ignore the "temporary" part of that. Tauri needs the job with the more money, so I don't think it's that reason.




keri

Post: 3003 of 3007
(mohawked weaponsmith)


bleh

12:12 - 8/17/2010

It looks full time.   I need part time.  Good looking out for the job needy peeps, Cynthia.

Everyone cross their fingers and do a dance for the UC part tiem job I applied for.  My boss finally had the "talk" with me this morning. She wants me to find another job, but she's letting me stay for a "reasonable" amount of time while I look.

I also saw my MD this morning, I have to start taking daily Insuling injections.

What a fun morning.  (Did we ever have a sarcasm font?)




The Hawes

Post: 2678 of 2688
(audience plant)


Job Opening

11:51 - 8/17/2010

My office needs a receptionist. It's a temporary position (I don't know why or how temp it may be). Here is the description if anyone wants to check it out. Since you would be a referral by me, you would want to give me your resume for me to give to Jim in HR.

After you click on the link the office you want is Sacramento.




a guy named grumbles

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(disgraced botanist)


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10:50 - 8/17/2010

kinda scary site ya found there pal.


The Familiar

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(formidable doer of the nasty)


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09:57 - 8/17/2010

This is why you're fat has our turducken beat.


a guy named grumbles

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(disgraced botanist)


thanks keri

17:10 - 8/16/2010


I was going to lose the cake off with you miller, because of that wonderful website you know of.



keri

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(mohawked weaponsmith)


happy birthday Crabs!

15:45 - 8/16/2010




mr.bread

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And it's a digital cake-off, folks.

13:24 - 8/16/2010




a guy named grumbles

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miller again

13:15 - 8/16/2010


nice link



mr.bread

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crabtree again

12:58 - 8/16/2010



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Everyone else:  Here is an article about what a fucking freak Jack London was.



a guy named grumbles

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(disgraced botanist)


miller

12:40 - 8/16/2010




mr.bread

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(took the midnight train to anywhere, ended up in Georgia, will pay more attention next time)


crabtree

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a guy named grumbles

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(disgraced botanist)


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mr.bread

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(took the midnight train to anywhere, ended up in Georgia, will pay more attention next time)


tired

11:47 - 8/16/2010




keri

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(mohawked weaponsmith)


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10:10 - 8/16/2010

Jenni- 2 weeks camping is awesome!  Have a great time! boo-ya!


Cathor

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(occasional bed-wetter)


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10:01 - 8/16/2010

Emily & Miller - Thanks for the t-shirt love on Saturday!  Everyone agrees that they look awesome and are ready for their small screen debut.

Everyone - In case I haven't annoyed you elsewhere with this, we still need people to come out for filming this weekend!  Saturday and Sunday, 10am-4pm, out at Foodlink (Fruitridge & Florin-Perkins).  We'll be indoors, I won't make you smear liquid latex or any other nasty makeup on your skin, and we'll feed you lunch!

If you want the (non)gory details, email me - cathyhardin en la gmail.




a guy named grumbles

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(disgraced botanist)


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11:42 - 8/15/2010

zebras got loose here in town


Treybird

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(unaware of body odor problem)


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15:59 - 8/14/2010

Halloween 2010 is M I N E ! ! ! MUAHAHAHAHA....

ok, so it's early, but save the date ahead of time... it will be one bad-ass occasion...

Saturday October 30th...

check out the invite and get in touch so we can get to planning...





(on another note... i want to go camping at least twice more before september passes... big sur area? Gurnville? Shasta again? New Hobbiton -AT- Sinkyone?)


 

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