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Bienvenue au Château de Merde, amoureux des chèvres   not logged in

Welcome to the totally unnecessary home of Château de Merde on the web.  Here you can find lots of exciting things, not the least of which is the random idiocy posted below.  Click on links to go places.  Click on non-links to stare absently into space and wonder why nothing's happening.

Notice: I am tired of paying for web hosting for this site. I had grand, dumbass plans to host it at home, but Comcast turned out to be exactly the kind of assholes everyone warned me they were, so those plans have been canceled. I am now taking suggestions. It anyone has a place shat could live, that would be cool. It is based on old ASP. I am no longer interested in finishing my PHP rewrite. I don't know how big this place has gotten yet, counting all the old image uploads, and won't know until I start downloading it. Thanks.


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frozen1

Post: 45 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


Hey....people....

13:09 - 7/27/2005

I got so drunk last night I pissed myself on the couch..........talk about humility. Well, humility and goodtimes all rolled into one.


amanDUH

Post: 39 of 797
(submariner)


wow peter!

12:29 - 7/27/2005

that last one is just so wrong!!! lol


Man Calf

Post: 52 of 369
(inbred carnie)


And...

12:22 - 7/27/2005

comic


Man Calf

Post: 51 of 369
(inbred carnie)


Since I have already induced silence....

12:21 - 7/27/2005

comic


Man Calf

Post: 50 of 369
(inbred carnie)


There's Nothing Like...

09:25 - 7/27/2005

coming back from the bathroom in the other building to find out your building has been evacuated while you were (yourself) evaucating your bladder.  And having to stand around and make small talk with your boss about what the fuck ever while standing in the sun with 400 state workers. 

I should have stayed in the bathroom. 




mr.bread

Post: 246 of 5535
(user of 'irregardless')


Oh shit

08:20 - 7/27/2005

Hey Kat, tell that friend of yours to get the hell out of there:

Supreme Court Justices Devour Sandra Day O'Connor In Ancient Ritual

"According to legal scholars, O'Connor's skin will be tanned and sewn into a ceremonial cloak, to be worn by the youngest justice, Clarence Thomas, as he lights the pyre upon which members of O'Connor's senior staff are burned alive."

Who knows what they do to junior staff.




Man Calf

Post: 49 of 369
(degenerate tit-licker)


New Version

07:21 - 7/27/2005

Of "While my guitar Gently Weeps."  Pretty amazing for 4 strings.

 

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=717

 

Ryan, I want to see Bob do this. 




frozen1

Post: 44 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


Geezus Ryan

17:12 - 7/26/2005

If you wanna get militant, at least post somthing about the Black Panthers...lol


mr.bread

Post: 245 of 5535
(user of 'irregardless')


Fuck yeah

16:47 - 7/26/2005

It's time to get militant. 

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html

The thing on the front page is (I think) just to piss people off, but there's some great links on the left.

 




frozen1

Post: 43 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


This here is a man's man.....

15:49 - 7/26/2005




oneloneman

Post: 46 of 699
(degenerate tit-licker)


...

12:08 - 7/26/2005

HP Load Letter... what the fuck does that mean?




Xeriu

Post: 93 of 2571
(scientology disciple)


printers are dumb

11:42 - 7/26/2005

the printer that i use at work is perfectly fine, but if you open up the status monitor in windows it says "paper jam".  i keep trying to refresh, but it does nothing.  why does this shit always happen?  i know why it happens: our network is shit, but why does it always happen to the printer that i need to fucking use?  why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?  one day i just take this piece of shit...


One Sweet Ass

Post: 21 of 300
(phrenologist)


he's going to ram it deep into Hitler's ...

09:38 - 7/26/2005

soft spot :)

for more

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/powers_of_persuasion/powers_of_persuasion_home.html

 




Sherrie

Post: 188 of 596
(exploited student intern)


Drive-ins tonight

01:09 - 7/26/2005

See news page about tonights drive in movie and this weekends camping trip. 




Sherrie

Post: 187 of 596
(exploited student intern)


Its my Birthday

01:02 - 7/26/2005

It took out all of my formatting and I can't edit it but I posted info about camping this weekend on the news page.

The atmosphere is going to be a cool mellow place for everyone to hang out.
I’m bringing comfy chairs and a hammock for all to lounge in bring your favorite chair so we have plenty places to sit.

I’m also bringing some paint and brushes. If you want to do art it’s going to be the perfect place for it. PS I don’t have the “fancy” paint but everyone is welcome to use anything I have. I will have a large canvas and I hope everyone paints on it.

I’m bringing a lot of food and some alcohol everyone is welcome to what I have but you should bring stuff to fill in the gaps.
If you have any fun games to bring they might be played. I have two lamps so more might be nicer if you have any.

It looks like we may have 2 rafts but more would be fun to have (pool toys will also be cool). I see a raft war in our future!
Make sure to bring a bathing suit and sandals that stay on when you go in the water. I had my Teva’s on and it made a world of difference playing in the water. ;^) The water is amazing but rocky to walk on in the shallow end. I went up last weekend to check it out and it’s the perfect temperature.

They have a bathroom (no shower) but we have a lake and Dr. Bonners.

I will be there Wednesday (28th) through Sunday (31st). What day will you be coming up? Write me back so I know what to expect. Thanks,




frozen1

Post: 42 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


For those of you at work...

16:48 - 7/25/2005




frozen1

Post: 41 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


Nice work boys, nice work indeed....

16:44 - 7/25/2005




mr.bread

Post: 244 of 5535
(user of 'irregardless')


Printing pictures

16:30 - 7/25/2005

Susan:  Just right-click on the picture and choose "print."  If Mozilla for some reason doesn't have that option, right-click and choose "save."  Then open the picture and print it.  If you open the picture in something like Word, you can resize it, to some degree.

And on another note, this also needs to be posted, no alteration necessary:

I say we hang this fucker up everywhere.




oneloneman

Post: 45 of 699
(degenerate tit-licker)


Neil, I got...

16:15 - 7/25/2005

He's a deeply religious Jewish Green Beret with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a hard-bitten mute queen of the dead prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

I'm ready to start filming as soon as possible. I know Hollywood will steal my idea i I don't...




One Sweet Ass

Post: 20 of 300
(phrenologist)


The pick up

15:51 - 7/25/2005

Hey Keri,

I could get you there but it would be early,  like 7.

 




One Sweet Ass

Post: 19 of 300
(gun-toting dive master)


work, wank ... they fight crime!

15:48 - 7/25/2005

Hey two sites to waste a work day on

They fight crime! - http://www.black-ink.org/fightcrime.htm

The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator  - http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

 

 




keri

Post: 82 of 3007
(militia member)


I need a ride

15:04 - 7/25/2005

To the train station on I street on wednesday morning by 8:00.

Can anyone help me?




Susan

Post: 86 of 304
(militia member)


The next BAD ART NITE

12:22 - 7/25/2005

Folks:   I know you have been anxiously awaiting with baited breath the announcement of the next BAD ART NITE, since I cancelled the last one.

This time it's going to be on a Saturday: Saturday, August 5th, at 5:30 pm.  I also plan to do a potluck in conjunction with this, since it's dinnertime. So check out the News section for the details on this!!

 




frozen1

Post: 40 of 228
(degenerate tit-licker)


I like pictures....

11:38 - 7/25/2005




Susan

Post: 85 of 304
(militia member)


Hey geeks

11:18 - 7/25/2005

Is there a way to easily print some of the images posted on here? I have not had success thus far and really need that "college money" and "she won't miss it" images posted in my cubicle and to share with my colleagues (it's great working for a left wing nonprofit where they greatly appreciate such things)


Sherrie

Post: 186 of 596
(exploited student intern)


Steady on

09:51 - 7/25/2005

I highly recommend the documentary The Weather Underground  (Its on Netflix)
The people protesting look like any of our friends.  Its terrifying how the American Government hasn't learned its lesson.

Also the Hunting of the President was an interesting documentary on Bill Clinton.




mr.bread

Post: 243 of 5535
(user of 'irregardless')


In other news...

09:02 - 7/25/2005

This probably hurt really bad.

That's why I quit being a professional diver.




oneloneman

Post: 44 of 699
(degenerate tit-licker)


CHUNK!

08:47 - 7/25/2005

ICE CREAM!!!




Sherrie

Post: 185 of 596
(exploited student intern)


...

23:46 - 7/24/2005



Welcome home




oneloneman

Post: 43 of 699
(degenerate tit-licker)


Sactown Style

22:33 - 7/24/2005

Represent! My team made it back... even if it did take like 2 extra hours... and all in one piece! Thanks everyone who made sleeping in the wilderness and sweating like some kind of farm animal a fun experience.

And special thanks to Ryan for being a AAA plus member! Go Miller!

BTW Sarah was that a drunken late night post or what? (you posted at like 4 something in the morning)


 

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