Step 1:
Sucka Removal
Sherrie thought it might be fun to automate all this user registration bullshit so as to cut down on my time, and to force people to fill out the form instead of just promising to write some stuff down while they're drunk.  The problem with this, of course, is that bitch-ass posers and other degenerates who skulk the internet with nothing better to do might create a phony account on here, and start posting stupid things that offend our delicate sensibilities.  To weed out these potential bastards, we have... The questions.  Get any of these three questions wrong, and you will be labeled a sucka.  You will also be labeled "extremely fucking sad" for attempting to hack a silly little web site that nobody but us cares about.  If you know us, but don't know the answer to these questions, ask someone.  		New User Registration - Step 1 - Sucka Removal
Weeding out the bitch-ass posers

Note:  This had to be multiple choice because none of you motherfuckers can spell.

What was the theme of Sophia and Kevin's wedding?
 
David Lynch Safari No Clothes Allowed
Joe Vs. The Volcano Traditional Buddhist

What four-word phrase is used to elicit quiet outside, at night?
 
Keep the noise down Shut the fuck up
Dude, it's after Midnight Somebody call the cops

Of what species is Mr. Pants?
 
Cat Dog
Human None of the above