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Nutrition Facts |
Nickname: The Hawes
Real Name: Cynthia |
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ddd |
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Amount per serving:
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Age
31
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Who's the bitch? |
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% Daily Value* |
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Good Catholic Girl |
34% |
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Geek Level |
Star Trek |
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Smartass Comments |
piX21 |
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World Capital Trivia |
98.7% |
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Cancers |
200% |
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Hodgkin's Disease |
145% |
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Acinic Cell Carsenoma |
55% |
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Physical Scarring |
12% |
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Mental Scarring |
John |
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Tequilla Tolerance |
82% |
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Don't look here. |
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Yeah, you like that don't you? |
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| Ingredients: Cynthia will one day reach her dream of co-hosting a radio show with the likes of Mr. Bread somewhere in rural Kentucky. She will also eventually put her degree in Anthropology to good use, she promises. In her spare time she enjoys feeding the ducks, playing with her pointy-eared puppy, and frightening neighborhood children with her pet gila monster. All hail the mighty Sting! |
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