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Nutrition Facts |
Nickname: keri
Real Name: Keri |
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ddd |
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Amount per serving:
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Age
31
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Yoga is good. |
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sss |
sss |
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% Daily Value* |
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Board Games |
100% |
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Allergies |
6000% |
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Odd Noises |
34% |
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Footsie Pajamas |
100% |
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Total Children |
- |
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Nieces 'n Nephews |
10 |
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no babies |
100% |
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Sandwiches |
27% |
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Halfie please |
99% |
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Hatred of Suburbia |
211% |
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Don't look here. |
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Keri is so very… Nourishing. |
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| Ingredients: Someday Keri will be a wonderful witch with long, peppered gray hair, a spell or two in her pocket, and a margarita in her cup. She'll have a big garden and children will either be fascinated or terrified of her. Sophia will be her closest witch friend, and they will conjure up fantastic potions that make people giggle. In the meantime, she insists that "Jobi" is a word, that pockets are good, doodling should be an Olympic event, and that shoes should only be worn on occasion. |
GAR! |
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